I want to be a wizard...

So after the Harry Potter movie, I became extremely intrigued by magic and wizardry. My whole life I have always pretended I could make things move with my mind, but I never knew such a dream could come true. I found this camp that trains you with the tools to become a virtuous wizard and I strongly believe this is where I belong right now in my life. The website is http://www.wizardtraining.com/ It is a 5-day camp, so I won't be gone long...so don't worry I will keep posting videos! I'm really excited to develop my “reality creation” technology too! I am not totally sure what that means, but I'm sure they will teach me well. The site says I should take the Enlightened Warrior Camp first, but I really don't wish to become a warrior. I think I'm strong enough now that I can go straight into the intensive Wizard training core. People have always said I look like Harry Potter, so maybe this is the time in my life where I realize what I was meant to do...anyway wish me luck! Next time you see me you better watch out cuz I'll be slayin' some bitches with my mind...

ps...I am a Dark Elf...and this shall be my sidekick



pps....this post is a bunch of lies...I just wasted 1 minute of your life...I'm almost sorry...

The House Bunny

Just posting about one of my favorite movies! If you have not seen The House Bunny, you NEED to go rent it NOW. Anna Farris is simply amazing in general, but this movie made me LOVE her so much more...Here is just a quick clip...

The whole movie is just ridiculously hilarious and stupid. It is definitely one of the movies that I quote the most (after Mean Girls of course) in everyday conversation. I don't wanna really want to say anything about the movie itself, but if you are ever looking for a pointless comedy to watch one night, WATCH THIS.

YOUTUBE FAIL

What's FRESH everyone!?!? I am in desperate need of chanel...I mean...inspiration. I feel bad that I have not been very active in making "interesting" videos lately. But if you are a youtuber you know that it's sooo difficult to come up with ideas sometimes. Then suddenly one day something will happen or you'll see a commercial and it'll give you this AMAZING idea. I just haven't had that recently. I think my mind is more active during the school year as a way to procrastinate, so during the summer it's almost an inconvenience to think of ideas. Now don't get me WRONG, i LOVE making videos...i do NOT like coming up with ideas. I have been meaning to make this one video for the longest time...no joke I came up with the idea back in April...it just hasn't happened yet...

Does anyone have advice on what to do when you can't think of ideas?! Do you just FORCE yourself to sit down and think of something, or do you just give up? lol

Oh...and I'm kind of getting bored with the youtubers I am watching...if anyone knows of any lesser known people thatm ake good videos let me know!!!!

That is all for now...I will hopefully be posting that video I have been meaning to make on Friday...but don't quote me on that...

ps. my summer class is a bitch...it's so anoying to drive 30 mins to go to a 3.25 hour class 2 times a week. The only thing I look forward to is Starbucks afterward...

Run, run, run

So I thought I should grace everyone with another SPLASH of mallow610...outside of the bedroom........anyway...

I have been obsessed with these 2 videos lately. They are CLASSICS in my book. The first one is a short clip from a horror movie but it is insanely hilarious.

I can't help but notice that the lighting in that room is coming from like 4 different angles and there is a venetian blind shadow on all the walls...the cinematography is so divine... And now next time your friend gets a text just say "i see you have a new message..." with a huge awkward silence after it and see if they don't think you're insane. Oh... and ya... 2 FUCKING YEARS...

This video is just as dramatic as the first, but has a SPANISH twist...

Fashalito is my new idol. Michael Jackson doesn't have anything on Fash's sideways hover-walk at :51. When I grow up I want to be just like Fash and be able to control desperate over-dramatic tranny-humans at the touch of my bony stiff hand. And I have no idea who that diva is, but now whenever I'm out at the store I randomly yell ESTO ERES TU!!!! ....FUISTE TU....FUISTE TUUUUUU! at different items...nobody gets it but oh well...I'm used to looking crazy...

PICTURES from 789!!!!!!!!

Me and Tom

I love this pic so much :)

After the drive home we needed some Starbucks

Ralph was not holding himself up...

I kind of love this pic now

Michael and me! This came out so amazing for 3am!

In the diseased fountain water...

Fountain Photoshoot

SO CUTE

Everyone in this pic is workin it so hard

Doin my slight eyecut

This is probably my favorite picture

Michael looks kind of freaky...and Jess be gettin her booty popped

This is what happens when we have to order more towels...

Sunglasses, Robes , and Padded Headboard = classy

Scotty, Luca, Sam!

<3

poor Kristin...

loves it

WHAT THE BUCK

awww

WORK

Love her so much!

Wednesday, Jess, Thursday

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT

We are too fierce and are not apologizing for it

:)

FINALLY met him! for like 2 seconds :(

Jess all up in his bidnaz

Couldn't get him to turn around so she just took the pic anyway

Freaking love this one!

Hottiez

COURTNEYANNA I love screaming your username!!!

At least someone posed for it

Awkward

One of my new fave people

LOVES IT

789 (7/11/09)

AH THE BIG DAY HAS ARRIVED!!! This when everyone met up and basically orgasmed all over central park. There was SO much fan-girling going on I couldn't handle it. OK let me just say that IJUSTINE WAS NOT THERE...now that I got that off my chest I can continue...

We got to central park around 12:30 pm in full hair and makeup...there were already a bunch of people there. Michael Buckley had a large crowd of gurliees around him as did Smoshian. It was kind of awkward at first because you didn't really know what to do. Like should you go up to everyone and ask who they are? or do you just kind of wander to people you know and ask them to do a photoshoot with you. I mostly did the latter... However it kind of made my day when I was just randomly looking around recording and Michael Buckley calls me out for me to come over and meet him. The group of fangirls parted like the red sea as I made my way over to him...ok, well maybe it wasn't that dramatic but I did push them out of my way. I got my pic with him and he was quickly taken over by the group of fan girls again.

I basically wandered around for the next 3 hours. I met MEGHANTONJES who came up to me SCREAMING ...thank GOD I was recording during that too lol I also met Deena (beanerlarue). I have been a huge fan of her videos from the beginning and was kind of fan-boying her. The pic we took was sooo ferosh. (pics int he next blog) OH I didn't really see colormekristin that much today...we met the first 2 days, she was so much fun and like attacked me in Times sqaure one night...but ya I wish I spent more time with her! Let me just say that Kristin (kristinsaine) is amazing. Freaking...i dont even know...she's just so hyper and bubbly I can't even stand it. Will (thewillofdc) was so much fun too!! GET OUTTTT!!!! lol and Andrea (aiadriano) was prob the 2nd fiercest person there...after Deena of course ;) Courtney (courtneyanna) was quite fierce herself...I wish I could've spent more time with all of them too. AH we need another gathering like NOWWWWW...I think the hardest part about the weekend was that if everyone was together it would be almost impossible to decide on things to do...

So until about 4 pm we just mingled and fan-girled different people...it was so much fun you don't even know...the number of people there was insane...there must have been around 600 at least. I don't even know how to explain it either. If you have never been to one you should really try and make it to the next one. Even if you do not post videos it is still so much fun. Just bring a couple of friends and have tons of photoshoots with everyone. Ok I don't even know what else to say...I'm not much of a writer lol...

That night Stevie and Joe came over to our hotel room along with Michael (hartz) and we all gossiped for a few hours...we didn't end up going to bed til like 4am again and had to be up at 8 so that we could get to ehte train station in time.

Ok that is enough writing...I will now post some pictures of the weekend.

789 (7/10/09)

Friday was a little more eventful. I think we (Sam, Andy, Tom, Jess and myself) woke up around 10 and left to head to Columbus circle for 12. Nobody was really there so we left to go shopping :) We hit up 5th ave., didn't really buy anything though. Wow this blog is turning out to be quite lame. I thought I would have more to write about...but anyway...we ate at Rockefeller and decided to hit up SoHo before we met the other youtubers at 6 pm. I have to say Top Man is a very interesting store. I either liked their sstuff a lot or HATED it with a passion. I can't really see myself wearing too much of it though. I bought a v-neck at uniqlo and 2 trunks at Top Man. That was the extent of my purchases for the weekend. It was really sad that I didn't buy more, but I always feel that since we have most of the stores back home I can just buy it there. We also hit up Magnolia and I watched as Tom ate his cupcakes...I can't have them cuz I'm allergic to peanuts :( We ended up filming a lot down in SoHo so look forward too MANY videos from this weekend. This blog is a mess...I'm over it.

Later at night we ate at TGI Friday's which was insanely expensive...never eat IN times square...after that we met up with Michael (hartzproductions) and headed to the Belvedere to hang out with thewillofdc's fan club ;) I think we ended up goign to bed at like 4 am...oh well...I barely slept at all the whole weekend...

ok! continue reading for THE BIG DAY!!!!

789 Youtube Gathering (7/9/09)

Hey guys!!! This past weekend was sooooo exciting, exhausting, interesting, scary, fun, delicious and life changing. If you didn't know, I went to the youtube gathering in New York City from Thursday (7/9/09) until Sunday (7/12/09). I figured I will make a few separate blogs for each of the days and then one for just pictures so it is easier to read. So here is what we did on 7/9/09...

Tom (talltom14) , Joey (@joeyjawcut) and I picked up Jess (jstevens428) from the airport in the morning and made it to NYC at about 2 pm. Jess was so much fun right off the bat and it was not even awkward meeting her. I think that blogtv made it so much easier to interactive with everyone IRL. So we met up with Sam (samthereforeiam) and Andy (nanooboy) soon after and checked into the W Hotel! It was sooo hot. The lobby was always full of hot people dressed in suits and little black dresses. But when we got to the room, we looked over at the bathroom and saw that the door and walls to the bathroom were frosted glass and that you could see the silhouette of the person using it on the glass. This was a little awkward, but luckily there was another bathroom in the lobby. They should really warn u about things like these.

After that we headed to Chipotle to get something to eat. As I was in the bathroom there, Jeffrey (kooljeffrey), Kristin (kristinsaine), Will (thewillofdc), and Andrea (aiadriano) walked in too. I come out of the bathroom and basically freak out and am in shock that we would happen to be eating at the same place in NYC at the same time. But ya that was fun. I will post pics in another blog.

After that we headed to Columbus Circle where we met up with some other youtubers...I actually don't really remember what happened, except that we had pinkberry afterward.

At night we ended up going over to the Belvedere and hung out with the bitches and gossiped for a few hours :)

The first dat was pretty laid back. It was sooo much fun meeting everyone and like I said before it really wasn't awkward at all. It felt like we already had been IRL friends for years.

Read my next blog to find out what happened on 7/10/09...

TRAUMATIZING

So today I wake up. The air is fresh, the sun is BEAMING on my pale skin and I have an odd amount of energy for 8:30 am. I go to the gym to work on my flabby stomach and could not WAIT to go to starbucks to get a refreshing beverage before I went outside to tan. Fine, fine...but what's givin me a red rump is what was in my starbucks drink. Let me first say...that I normally do not go to this starbucks store. Ok. So I start drinking my drink when suddenly I feel something in my mouth...At first I'm like...ok maybe a piece of paper fell off from my straw or something. So I pull it out, put it betwixt my fingers and move it around a little bit. When suddenly I realize that IT IS A FREAKING MUSHED UP SPIDER THAT I WAS FONDLING WITH MY TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now...I was driving at this point and srsly just froze and tried not to panic. I don't know if you know this but I am TERRIFIED of spiders. If I SEE one I get goosebumps and start shaking. So this was especially traumatizing. Thank gawd it was only like a 4 minute drive back to my house. I kept wiping my mouth out and spitting in some napkins I had and was basically in shock. As soon as I got home I started shaking and rinsing my mouth out when suddenly I just started gagging and threw up. ya...I don't mess around when I say I'm scared of spiders...that little bitch made me throw up...ugh ok...well that was my story...now back to tanning

ok...

I keep thinking it's Monday and it won't stop...FML

that's all

Sketch, Partner, Work

OK...so happy late 4th of July!! woot woot! I worked all day...what's new. Like seriously I feel like I just live at work now. I love the money and have become known for wanting to stay late and pick up any shifts I can, but sometimes I need a vacation!

Anyway...tonight a host invited me over her house with another host just to HANG OUT...well it turns out the house we went to was not hers. She was dog sitting a doggie for someone and they were out of town...so I guess she sleeps tehre while theyre gone...IDFK...but it was some little sketchy ass house in the middle of nowhere. I had to walk down a PATH to get to it..not like a walkway...an actual PATH. And i swear it was like the size of a large shed. I thought I was gonna get raped/pillaged/shoveled/plowed/killed while I was there. But I didn't...I wish I got pictures but it was so effing dark it wouldntve worked

I'm excited for 789!! I'm going to be staying at the W hotel with Tom, Jess, Andy and Sam!! Can't wait to see the sexy hotel! I kind of have an obsession with architecture and interior design...last night I researched different W hotels for like 4 hours and basically orgasmed everywhere...Does everyone have plans for the days you are going or are you just going to wing it??? We have LOOSE plans of things we want to do, but not really anything scheduled. I think we will just play it by year when we see who is there and who wants to do stuff with us. Let me know if youre having a sexy party ;0 kkthxbi lol

OH! BTW I'm now a partner on youtube!! Thanks to all my subscribers who have stuck with me over the past 1.5 years!! I hadn't applied for partnership sooner because I wasn't ready to come out of the youtube closet to my mom, but now I really don't even care. Make sure you check out my new videos! I just posted a new R.I.S.S. video in HD about texting and AIM conversations!! Here it is...


Thanks for reading! kkbi I'm over it!

Dan