FML

SDUGHASH i'm so mad! for the past 3 weeks I've been watching a lot of movies online for one of my classes, and my uni limits our bandwidth usage...so basically I am about to go over the limit AGAIN. When this happens they basically slow down your internet connection to a speed slower than dial-up. It takes about 2 hours to load a 4 minute youtube video...so basically I do not want to go over again. If this happens more than once per semester they investigate because they think you are sharing files or something. I'm so sick of it! I'm seriously about to get one of those wireless cards from verizon instead of dealing with my school. You'd think that since I pay $6543211543 a year I could get unlimited internet usage...OK I'm done..and this is why I haven't been able to post videos recently. I am at the library right now finally checking my @replies and such but I won't be able to watch youtube videos til at least Tuesday :(

sorry for this rant, but when I have to go to the library to do homework at 11:20pm in the rain it kind of sucks...and sorry if there are spelling errors in this, I don't feel like reading it...oh and my phone is about to die...I hope I don't get RAPED on my way back to my room...

oct.11.2009 hehe

Hip Hop Remix

HEY! just posted a new video on http://youtube.com/impulsetc ! I think it is my favorite video I have ever made...Anyway...it includes a remix/cover of Disneykid1's ringtone rap. Hope you like it!!!!



Here is Joe's hilarious video :)


Thanks to Joe for letting me do a cover of his song!!!!

Christina, Mariah, Britney

Here are some of the funny/amazing videos I found while searching the divas yesterday!

Mariah used to be such an amazing vocalist...I don't know what happened, but it seems her vocal chords shanked themselves from all the violent belting she used to do...oh well I still love her for her older performances.


It seems like Britney could actually sing at one point!! And what is that DIG she does at :22?! I LOVE IT...that performance must have been when she was a man not yet a woman cuz her voice is SO deep there...


I feel like this video should be on Everythingisterrible...it doesn't even have to be edited to be funny...and my new fashion is going to be high waisted, belted, pleated jeans with a tied button down vest...at least Xtina knows that your mane shouldn't have split ends...


I got :22-:26 as a ringtone...that's all

New Channel...or somethin...

NO...I did not make ANOTHER youtube channel.......yet.................but rather I am here to discuss my new channel/series of vids I am obsessed with. Scotty (@theophi1us) and I have been watching them all night and cannot stop quoting them (if u saw twitter you're probably like WTF) anyway...the videos come from www.youtube.com/divinbeachrat who also has another channel www.youtube.com/sometipsforlife which is also pretty amazing.

I don't know about you guys, but if I am ever abducted by aliens I do NOT want them scoopin out my labia!! i mean...lord have mercy on my soul I dont want no melon baller down up in mah lady station servin up some appetizers for the crew of their muthaship...and if they do...at least put my labia balls next to some classy quiche or somethin...this ho be high class


This video feeds my love for make-up tutorials and is abs. HILARIOUS...I DIE when she says SHIMMAH..."reverse flip...GRAB the root, SCRUNCH, and DOWN"


I don't even have words for this one it is just TMTH.


Make sure you watch the Jimmy/Ginny/Darlene/Ferrari series from the beginning! It might take a while but it is totally worth it!!!!!!!!

K! just wanted to let you guys in on my newest fave youtuber!!!!

oh and just remembah...there's no need to buy expensive hair products, you can just get your RAVE at the dollah stoah

ADIOS

The first of many

GOOD DAY FELLOW PEOPLE OF THE DOUBLE U DOUBLE U WEB...im over it

I decided to start doing unedited vlogs for my mallowtalks channel! Here is the first installment.



Let me know if you want me to continue doing these types of videos or otherwise tell me if you think they are going to be too boring! I want your input because in the end, you are the one that has to sit through the video! lol...well, besides the 20 times I watch it before it's posted...So let me know what you want me to do on mallowtalks...(short 1-minute vids throughout the day, vlogs, etc...) THANKS!!

KKBI